OK, This Is Stupid. (Chapter 1)

So, at the behest of my synth player, I’ve finally entered the foray of internet dating for the first time since I made a profile on F The Vote about 6 years ago.

I’ve been on a certain site for less than a day, and the above screen cap is literally the first message I got. It was a response to this (admittedly trite) quip on my profile page:

Oh, and I guess I should mention the message was from a 60 year old dude. Classy.

So, this is already not going so well.

Admin Note: Just to differentiate myself from the average internet retard, I have no intention of trolling anyone on there and this is not an invitation to get trolled. Hell, maybe someday I’ll get contacted by someone who is not awful. But in the meantime, whenever I get an email that is that special mix of awkward and obnoxious that it has to be real (as in: real sad), you guys get to hear about it. Cheers!

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