Remember the band 2Nu? Yeah, me neither; but I remember their novelty sound-collage hit “This Is Ponderous”. If you were at least in third grade by the late 80s, see if this song doesn’t ring a bell (not the real video).
This song was the only one of theirs to even reach marginal mainstream radio play. Want to get it high quality for free? Well, go to their website, where you can snag the whole dang album. If you decide you want to pay for it, they also have links to their iTunes page.