Did you watch the video? If you haven’t already seen it, it’s of an unweened cat that suckles the air around him, flapping his little tongue around. It’s very cute, and very funny. So how terrible of a person does it make me that the following was the very first thing I thought of:

You can be honest. It makes me a pretty terrible person. I know. I wasn’t always this way, tho. The internet has broken me.

Fine, then. Go follow the fucking cat on Facebook and stop looking at me that way. You know you laughed.

While you’re here, you might as well leave all your most terrible, um, “cat” licking jokes in the comments. It will please me.