Good lord what is this unholy nightmare of a game. In Bubbles,  you play this hideous grimacing soap bubble manoeuvring around an appallingly infested sink, mopping up ants and detritus while avoiding razor blades and even roaches that crawl up from the drain. At the end of each level, the faucet opens, sending yourself and all remaining creatures in the sink to a watery grave.

I’m not claiming to be some sort of video game master, but the above is a score I achieved on an actual arcade machine. No emulators, no codes. Can you beat this score? If so, upload some photographic evidence and link to it in the comments. Then I’ll come back and try to beat your score.

In this case, it’s currently: 47080 at Bubbles